Phrases that crack you up.......

[mightymouse]

In a idea sort of stolen from Outers please contribute those one liners or comebacks that have always cracked you up or you wish you had thought of at the time... Club speak is also acceptable as long as a translation is offered.

Recently I been quite taken with "drives like a drunken horse" - it just seems to fit so many of the vehicle I have driven.

So lets hear them.